April Stevens!

Firstly of all, Stinky must apologize to his legions of followers- known as Stinksters- for not having written lately. Stinky has been very tired, apparently from all this winning. And not only is Stinky tired, but his head is also spinning exactly as promised, as well as his various appendages being limp and his assorted orifices being  just a smidge leaky, to boot.

This post is courtesy of Stinky's significant auxiliary, Lynne deDarnell, who introduced Stinky to Teach Me, Tiger by April Stevens. Stinky's wholesome and unblemished better half thought the song was rather naughty, but to Stinky's worldly and well-traveled musical ears, the song was no more explicit in subject matter than many others.  However, there is April Steven's breathy performance, ripe for parody, if it is not one already, which is not lacking in immodesty.

Dig those "wa wa wa wa wah"s. How is this not meant to be funny? But perhaps Stinky is too sophisticated for his own good.

Finally, after listening to Ms. Stevens' emphysematous performance and discovering this photo of the charming Ms. Stevens, Stinky was reminded of what Kirk Douglas said to tubercular Jan Sterling in Billy Wilder's Ace in the Hole: "You don't look like a chest case to me."

This photo is posted for historical purposes only.